TRUMPTY DUMPTY

STEAL TO EARN

WARNING: This is a satirical art project. Not an investment.
Abandon all hope (and liquidity) ye who enter here.

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THE HYPOCRISY MANIFESTO

Here lies the monument to all things corrupt. We do not seek to fix the world; we seek to profit from its absurdity.

Governments steal. Corporations steal. Billionaires laugh. Why shouldn't we? This is the mirror held up to a society that applauds the conman and jails the bread thief.

"Meme the corrupt. Expose the frauds. Cash in on the farce."

Guilty as charged!

OUR "NOBLE" GOALS

VOID

1. EXPOSE

To shine a flickering, uncomfortable light on the double standards of the elite. If they can rig the game, we can mock the rules.

2. SATIRIZE

Create a community bound not by utility, but by the shared understanding that the system is a joke. We are the punchline.

3. PROFIT?

Get rich quick.
Accumulate worthless internet points while watching the world burn. It's not about the money (mostly).

The Road to Deceit

PHASE 1: INCEPTION

Launch the circus. Gather the clowns.
Deny all allegations.

CLASSIFIED FILE #8821

EVIDENCE TAMPERING

PHASE 2: THE GRIFT

Marketing blitz. Fake endorsements.
"Community Takeover" (Chaos).

PHASE 3: EXIT STRATEGY?

We don't leave. We just stare uncomfortably
until you buy more.

III

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Tokenomics

TOTAL SUPPLY: 1,000,000,000

TAXES: 0% (We steal differently)

LIQUIDITY: LOCKED (Like our conscience)

UTILITY: NONE COIN

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GREED

Fig. 1: Accurate Data

JOIN THE CIRCUS

If you've read this far, you're already complicit. Join the Telegram. Follow the Twitter. Embrace the absurdity.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SATIRICAL MEME COIN.

TRUMPTY DUMPTY COIN HAS NO INTRINSIC VALUE OR EXPECTATION OF FINANCIAL RETURN. IT IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. DO NOT RISK MONEY YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE. THE CHARACTERS PORTRAYED ARE SATIRICAL CARICATURES.